雙語笑話：逛商場

Visit to the Mall

A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw，but especially by two shiny，silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father，“What is this，F(xiàn)ather？”The father responded，“Son，I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is！”

While the boy and his father were watching widely-eyed，an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son，“Go and get your Mother.”

逛商場

一個來自第三世界國家的男孩和他的父親正在逛湖濱商場。幾乎所有的東西對他們來說都很新鮮，尤其是那兩扇亮閃閃的、銀白色的墻，它們竟然能夠分開，再一起合上。

男孩問他的父親：“爸爸，這是什么？”父親答道：“兒子，我這輩子都沒見過這玩藝兒，不知道是什么?！?

正當(dāng)父子倆瞪大了眼睛看的時候，一位坐著輪椅的老奶奶來到了墻跟前，按了個按鈕。墻一分為二，老奶奶從中間進(jìn)入一間小屋子。墻又合上了。父子倆發(fā)現(xiàn)墻上那些小圓圈里的數(shù)字都亮了起來。接著，他們看到這些圓圈里的數(shù)字又依次反方向地亮了起來。墻再一次打開，一個24歲的性感女子走了出來。

父親對兒子說：“快叫你媽媽過來。”