雙語語言笑話：939　In a wreck 健康情況極差

英語笑話

939　In a wreck 健康情況極差

I recently returned to work after a year abroad with the Army Reserve. On my first day back, a co-worker took me aside. “How are you?” he asked, looking concerned. “Do you feel all right?” “I'm fine,” I replied, nonplussed. “Great!” he said. “I heard that you were away from work for a year because you were in a wreck.” It took a minute before it dawned on me what he meant. “Iraq,” I said finally. “I've just come back from Iraq.”

和陸軍預備隊在海外度過一年以后，我又回來工作了。上班第一天，一個同事把我拉到一邊，很關心地問我：“你好嗎？沒有不舒服嗎？”我不知所措地回答：“挺好?！彼f：“太好了。我聽說你離職一年是因為健康情況極差?！蔽蚁肓撕芫貌琶靼姿鞘裁匆馑?。我說：“伊拉克。我剛從伊拉克回來。”（他把伊拉克Iraq聽成了in a wreck，健康情況極差。）