雙語黑色笑話：873　It has a lifetime warranty 它是終身包用的

英語笑話

873　It has a lifetime warranty 它是終身包用的

After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. “What's so special about this coffin?” I asked the funeral home director. He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.”

在安葬了母親九個月之后，一位顧客終于湊夠了錢買那個他原來想買的昂貴的棺材。他把他母親的尸體挖出來，搬到這個新的鋼盒子里。我問殯儀館的負責人：“這個棺材有什么特別之處呢？”他回答說：“它是終身包用的?！?