雙語黑色笑話：866　Where's the car? 你的車在哪里？

英語笑話

866　Where's the car? 你的車在哪里？

My wife was exasperated with her younger brother, who bought an unreliable car and called her for a ride every time it broke down. One day she got another of those calls. “What happened this time?” she asked. “My brakes went out,” her brother said. “Can you come and get me?” “Where are you ?” my wife asked. “I'm in the drugstore,” her brother responded. “And where's the car?” “In here with me.”

我太太被她的弟弟搞得很惱火。她弟弟買了一輛破車。每次車子發(fā)生故障就打電話給她，要搭便車。有一天，她又接到這樣一個電話。她問：“這次出什么事了？”她弟弟回答說：“我的剎車失靈了。你能過來接我嗎？”我太太問：“你在哪里？”她弟弟回答說：“我在藥店里?！薄澳愕能囋谀睦铮俊薄耙苍谒幍昀?。和我在一起?！?