雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話(huà)：843　As soon as you wake up 一醒過(guò)來(lái)

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

843　As soon as you wake up 一醒過(guò)來(lái)

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place look-ing for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. “As long as you're asleep,” it reads, “you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.”

我們的同事丟了好幾個(gè)小時(shí)，我們挖地三尺到處找他。老板最后找到他的時(shí)候，他正睡得香。老板并沒(méi)有叫醒他，而是悄悄地把一張紙條放在他的胸口：“只要你還睡著，你就有工作。但是，你一醒過(guò)來(lái)就被開(kāi)除了?！?