英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 兒童篇：743　The more weight, the faster it goes 越重跑得越快

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

743　The more weight, the faster it goes 越重跑得越快

While waiting in line for the Tilt-A-Whirl, I overheard my two kids arguing. “Mom's going with me!” insisted my son. “No,” said his sister, “she's going with me!” I said to my son, “You and I can go on the merry-go-round.” “But I want you on this ride,” he protested. “Why?” “Because the more weight, the faster it goes.”

（在游樂(lè)場(chǎng)）排隊(duì)等著玩“滑下坡”的時(shí)候，我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)我的兩個(gè)孩子在那里爭(zhēng)吵。我兒子堅(jiān)持說(shuō)：“媽媽和我一起滑。”而他妹妹說(shuō)：“不，媽媽和我一起滑?！蔽覍?duì)兒子說(shuō)：“你可以和我一起玩旋轉(zhuǎn)木馬?！彼棺h說(shuō)：“但是我要和你玩這個(gè)游戲?！薄盀槭裁?？”“因?yàn)樵街嘏艿迷娇??！?