英語笑話 - 老人篇：634　A 65-Year Old New Mother 65歲的新媽媽

英語笑話

634　A 65-Year Old New Mother 65歲的新媽媽

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

由于生育專家的幫助，一位65歲的老太太生了一個孩子。所有的親戚們都來看他們家的這個新成員。當他們要求看孩子的時候，這位65歲的媽媽說：“還不行。”過了一會兒，他們又要求看這個孩子，這位媽媽又說：“還不行。”最后，人們問：“那我們什么時候才能看這個孩子呢？”這位媽媽說：“等孩子哭的時候?！比藗儐枺骸盀槭裁匆鹊胶⒆涌薜臅r候？”這位新媽媽說：“因為我忘了把孩子放在哪里了。”