英語(yǔ)笑話 - 老人篇：613　Not him. He's the second son. 不是他。他是老二。

英語(yǔ)笑話

613　Not him. He's the second son. 不是他。他是老二。

Longtime friends were celebrating their 50th anniversary. One of their sons gave a loving toast, finishing with, “and thank you for having such a beautiful marriage.” “Thank you for making it necessary,” the father joked. In the silence that followed, his wife whispered, “Not him. He's the second son.”

我們的老朋友慶祝他們的金婚紀(jì)念日。他們的一個(gè)兒子致了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的賀詞。其結(jié)束語(yǔ)是：“感謝你們有那么美好的婚姻?！边@時(shí)候老爸開(kāi)玩笑說(shuō)：“感謝你使這婚姻成為必要。”在接下來(lái)的冷場(chǎng)中，老太太耳語(yǔ)說(shuō)：“不是他。他是老二?！?