英語(yǔ)笑話 - 軍營(yíng)篇：543　Security Checkpoint 安全檢查點(diǎn)

英語(yǔ)笑話

543　Security Checkpoint 安全檢查點(diǎn)

A soldier, in full uniform approached a security checkpoint at the airport. As with everybody else, he was ordered to go through the metal detector. Before doing so, he handed his M-16 rifle to security personnel. Still the alarm sounded when he walked through. Further inspection revealed a Swiss army knife inside one of his pockets. “Sorry, sir,” security said to the soldier, “but this item is prohibited.” Taking the knife away, the security then handed him back the M-16.

一個(gè)全副武裝的士兵來(lái)到機(jī)場(chǎng)的安全檢查點(diǎn)。他和其他人一樣，要通過(guò)金屬探測(cè)器。他先把他的M16沖鋒槍交給安檢人員。但是，他走過(guò)去的時(shí)候，警報(bào)器還是響了。進(jìn)一步檢查發(fā)現(xiàn)他的一個(gè)口袋里有一把瑞士軍刀。安檢人員對(duì)士兵說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，先生。這個(gè)東西是禁止帶入的?！彼讶鹗寇姷赌米?，把M16沖鋒槍還給了這個(gè)士兵。