Just before I was to have a physical, my doctor handed me an examining gown. “I can never remember with these things,” I commented. “Does the opening go in the front or the back?” He shrugged. “Doesn't matter. You can't win either way.”
在開始做體檢之前,醫(yī)生遞給我一件長(zhǎng)袍。我說:“我總也記不住,這開口一面究竟是朝前還是朝后。”他聳了聳肩膀說:“沒什么兩樣。反正哪面也贏不了?!?