雙語(yǔ)法律笑話：367　I don't know him 我不認(rèn)識(shí)他

英語(yǔ)笑話

367　I don't know him 我不認(rèn)識(shí)他

Guards escorted a handcuffed prisoner into the courtroom. “Is this a tough judge?” the prisoner asked. “Yes,” the bailiff said. “A tough but fair judge.” “Yeah? How tough?” “The toughest judge since Pontius Pilate,” the bailiff replied. “I don't know him,” said the prisoner. “I'm not from around here.”

警衛(wèi)押解一個(gè)帶手銬的囚犯進(jìn)入法庭。囚犯問(wèn)：“這個(gè)法官難對(duì)付嗎？”法警回答說(shuō)：“是的。一個(gè)難對(duì)付又很公正的法官?！薄笆菃幔坑卸嚯y對(duì)付？”法警回答說(shuō)：“是自從本貝彼拉多以來(lái)最難對(duì)付的法官。”囚犯說(shuō)：“我不認(rèn)識(shí)他。我不是本地的?！保ū矩惐死嗍鞘ソ?jīng)里記載的羅馬總督。）