雙語官僚笑話：318　Be prepared 先準(zhǔn)備好

英語笑話

318　Be prepared 先準(zhǔn)備好

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was George W. Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

一天，三個(gè)男孩正在過橋，聽見有人高喊救命。這個(gè)人是喬治·W·布什。他快淹死了，這三個(gè)男孩救了他。他由衷地感謝他們，而且答應(yīng)不論他們要什么作為報(bào)償都行。第一個(gè)男孩要一萬美元，布什就給了他錢。第二個(gè)男孩要一輛法拉利轎車，布什就給了他轎車。第三個(gè)男孩要一部輪椅。布什問他：“孩子，你不是殘疾人，為什么要這東西呢？”男孩回答說：“當(dāng)我爸知道我救的是誰以后，我會(huì)變成殘疾人的。”