雙語(yǔ)幽默故事：故事17 我“聰明“的狗

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

Bobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can look after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. But sometimes he isn’t.

One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby begins to eat. But then he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is looking at his food. Bobby barks and barks. He wants to catch the fox. But he can’t. The fox runs round the tree. Bobby runs after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby can’t run. The doc can eat the food. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

巴比是我的狗。我很愛(ài)他。他會(huì)在地板上打滾。他會(huì)和我玩球。他能在外出的時(shí)候幫我看家。巴比很聰明，可是有些時(shí)候他也不聰明。

一天，巴比跑了出去，3天沒(méi)回家。他回來(lái)后，我把他拴在一棵樹(shù)上，給他一些食物。巴比吃著食物，但是又停了下來(lái)。他看見(jiàn)一只狐貍。這只狐貍正盯著他的食物。巴比朝狐貍一個(gè)勁地叫。他想抓住狐貍。但是他辦不到。狐貍喀什繞著樹(shù)跑，巴比就追著它跑。于是繩子就繞在了數(shù)上。當(dāng)然巴比就跑不開(kāi)了。那只狐貍跑去吃他的食物。很快就吃光了所有食物，而后跑走了。