美國(guó)流行笑話：I can turn him off 我可以把他關(guān)掉

187　I can turn him off 我可以把他關(guān)掉

After earning my degree in broadcast journalism, I was fortunate to land a job as a disc jockey at a top-rated local radio station. One day before work, I stopped by my parents' house, where my mother was chatting with some friends. She introduced me to everyone and proudly mentioned that I had my own radio show. “How is it having a son who's a popular radio personality?” asked one friend. “It's wonderful!” Mom replied with glee. “For the first time in his life, I can turn him off whenever I please.”
獲得廣播新聞學(xué)位以后，我很幸運(yùn)地在當(dāng)?shù)匾患翼敿?jí)廣播電臺(tái)里找到一份流行音樂(lè)節(jié)目主持人的工作。有一天上班之前我到父母家里拐一下。我媽正在和幾個(gè)朋友聊天。她把我介紹給每一個(gè)人，并且驕傲地提到我已經(jīng)有了自己的廣播節(jié)目。有一個(gè)朋友問(wèn)：“有一個(gè)在電臺(tái)工作的兒子感覺(jué)怎么樣？”媽媽高興地說(shuō)：“太好了！在他這一生中頭一回，只要我愿意，我就可以把他關(guān)掉。”