美國流行笑話：Want to borrow my car? 要不要借我的汽車？

180　Want to borrow my car? 要不要借我的汽車？

Our neighbor loaned me his chain saw to trim some tree branches. While I was using it, the engine burned out. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new saw to replace it. When I offered it to our neighbor, he thanked me but said, “Keep it. I'll borrow it when I need it.” I was turning away when his eyes lit up. “Hey,” he asked, “want to borrow my car?”
我從鄰居那里借來鏈式鋸修剪樹枝。我在用的過程中，把馬達燒了。我不想把一臺損壞的設備還回去，就去買了一臺新的。當我把它還給鄰居的時候，他謝絕了：“你留著吧。我要用的時候找你借。”我轉身要走的時候他的眼睛亮了起來，他問：“嘿，要不要借我的汽車？”