美國流行笑話：Hi Dan! 你好，丹！

138　Hi Dan! 你好，丹！

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: “To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million.” The lawyer continued, “To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million.” The lawyer concluded, “And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will—well you are wrong. Hi Dan!”

一個律師正在宣讀一個富人的遺囑：“我親愛的太太羅絲，不論是順境還是逆境，你都在我的身邊。我給你留下房子和200萬美元。我的女兒杰西卡，她在我生病的時候照顧我，使生意繼續(xù)運轉(zhuǎn)。我把帆船、生意和100萬美元留給她。我的表弟丹，你恨我，和我爭吵，并且以為我在遺囑里不會提到你的名字。你錯了——你好，丹！”