美國流行笑話：Want a new car real bad 急需一輛新車

116　Want a new car real bad 急需一輛新車

Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership. I was confident I'd get a great deal, figuring the salesmen would be desperate for customers on such a lousy day. Sure enough, when I entered the showroom, I was the only client. But my hope of getting a good deal quickly faded with the salesman's first words. “Boy,” he said jovially, “you must want a new car real bad to come out on a day like this.”

下大雪那天我到賣車行去。我以為自己一定能拿到好價錢，因為這種壞天氣銷售商肯定會拼命拉顧客。毫無疑問，當我進入陳列室的時候，我是唯一的顧客。但是，當我聽到銷售商說的第一句話的時候，以為自己能夠拿到好價錢的希望就破滅了。因為他友好地說：“你在這種壞天氣出來，肯定是急需一輛新車。”