美國流行笑話：Two Choices 兩種選擇

50　Two Choices 兩種選擇

It is so rare to be offered a meal on airlines these days that I was surprised to hear the flight attendant ask the man sitting in front of me, “Would you like dinner?” “What are my choices?” he responded. “Yes or no,” she said.

現在飛機上很少給乘客吃正餐了。所以，當我聽到空中小姐問坐在我前面的人要不要吃飯的時候，有點感到意外。那人問：“我有哪些選擇？”空中小姐回答：“吃或者不吃。”