美國流行笑話：Fight down the theft 制服偷盜

45　Fight down the theft 制服偷盜

Football players at the Kennedy High School were stealing the practice jerseys, so the coach ordered a set with “Property of Kennedy High School” emblazoned on them. When the thefts continued, he ordered a new batch that had the imprint “Stolen from Kennedy High School.” But the jerseys still kept disappearing. The larceny finally stopped after he changed the wording to “Kennedy High School 4th String.”

肯尼迪高中的橄欖球選手一直在偷球衣。于是教練訂了一批印有“肯尼迪高中財產(chǎn)”字樣的球衣。偷竊還在繼續(xù)。教練只好再訂一批印有“偷自肯尼迪高中”字樣的球衣。但是球衣還是不斷消失。后來偷竊不再繼續(xù)，因為教練把印的字樣改為“肯尼迪高中第四后備隊”。