美國流行笑話：Like father like daughter 有其父必有其女

41　Like father like daughter 有其父必有其女

My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table. “That's disgusting,” my husband grumbled. “Doesn't she realize we eat off that table?” Then he went out to work on the car. I cleaned the table and left to do my grocery shopping. When I came home I couldn't set my bags down anywhere. Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a car muffler.

我女兒心不在焉地把她的球鞋扔在廚房的桌子上。我丈夫嘟嘟囔囔地說：“真惡心，難道她不知道我們在這張桌子上吃飯嗎？”然后他出去弄他的車去了。我把桌子清理完后就出門去買東西。等我買好東西回來，我的這些包都找不到地方放。在廚房的桌子的正中，放了一個汽車的消音器。