| 41 |
| Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the |
| manager! “ |
| Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.” |
| 42 |
| I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke – but you didn't like it. |
| 43 |
| So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For |
| instance my name, address and telephone number! |
| 44 |
| I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out |
| of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can’t stop thinking about that |
| tenth person who apparently enjoyed it. |
| 45 |
| “You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” |
| “Oh come on. You just |
| want to get me to bed.” |
| “And smart, too!” |
| 46 |
| Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? |
| - |
| A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason. |
| 47 |
| I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried |
| to sell me. |
| 48 |
| Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space? |
| - |
| To avoid scenarios |
| like: "Houston, we have a problem!" |
| - |
| "What is the problem?" |
| - |
| "Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!" |
| 49 |
| A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a |
| bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" |
| The |
| man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!" |
