英語幽默笑話30秒Unit27：Broken Finger斷指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
有名年輕女子去看醫(yī)生，怨忿地說著她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
醫(yī)生問她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子說：“你一定要幫幫我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
醫(yī)生問說：“什么意思呀，全身?講更明確一點吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰觸左臉頰，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰觸右耳垂，她哭喊說：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，連那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
醫(yī)生體貼地替她檢查了一會兒，然后把診斷結(jié)果告訴她：“你的手指斷了啦。”
