英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit24：Dying in peace安然死亡

　　海倫躺在她臨終的病床上奄奄一息。

　　with her husband Jack at her side.

　　她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。

　　He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

　　他握著她冰冷的手，淚水靜靜地從他的臉上流下來(lái)。

　　Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"

　　她蒼白的嘴唇顫動(dòng)著。她說(shuō)：“杰克，”

　　Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."

　　他很快就打斷說(shuō)：“噓，不要說(shuō)話。”

　　But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.

　　但是她堅(jiān)持要說(shuō)，她以疲憊的聲音說(shuō)：

　　"I have to talk.I must confess.”

　　“杰克，我一定要說(shuō)。我必須向你坦白。”

　　"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.

　　滿臉淚水的杰克說(shuō)：“沒(méi)什么好坦白的。

　　"It's all right.Everything's all right."

　　沒(méi)關(guān)系。一切都沒(méi)事。”

　　"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."

　　“不，不，我必須死得安心。我一定要坦白我對(duì)你不忠;紅杏出墻。”

　　Jack stroked her hand .

　　杰克撫摸著她的手。

　　"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.

　　他啜泣著說(shuō)：“海倫 ，現(xiàn)在你不要擔(dān)心了。我全部都知道了。

　　"Why else would I poison you ?"

　　不然我為什么要毒死你呀?"