英語幽默短笑話：A Forgetful Man 健忘的人

　　Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for a long time.

　　Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.

　　湯姆很累，一到家就上床睡覺。

　　忽然，他想起原來晩上計劃做一件事，可他想不起來是什么事，他輾轉反側了很長時間。

　　最后他突然想起來了，“上帝，原來我的計劃就是早點兒上床睡覺!” 他頹喪地自言自語道。