英語幽默笑話：合理的憂傷

　　On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause，”says Parson Sly， “The same effect may give： Poor Lubin fears that he may die ; His wife，that he may live”.

　　馬修·普賴厄可憐的魯賓躺在他的病床里; 他的妻子陷入絕望; 頻頻啜泣，相對(duì)哭啼， 他們都表達(dá)著憂傷。 “不同原因，”滑頭牧師說， “可產(chǎn)生同樣結(jié)果： 可憐的魯賓怕他會(huì)死; 他老婆，怕他會(huì)活。”