英語幽默笑話：都不是 Neither

　　It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

　　At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

　　"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

　　正值當(dāng)?shù)馗?jìng)選時(shí)期，候選人到他的區(qū)域的千家萬戶登門拜訪。

　　候選人來到了一家門口，一個(gè)小男孩開了門。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”

　　“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”