英語幽默笑話：你以為我就不認識你了

　　Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(鉗子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!

　　Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!

　　一天老虎在沙灘散步，見到一只螃蟹，就走過去想看個究竟，突然被螃蟹的鉗子夾了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往樹叢里跑。老虎痛得跳起來了，緊接著就追螃蟹!

　　追到樹叢就不見螃蟹了，這時老虎看見一只守在大網(wǎng)中的蜘蛛，老虎對著蜘蛛發(fā)火了：好你個螃蟹!你以為你上了網(wǎng)我就不認得你了!