英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：粗心的教授

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!" Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor." "Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

　　?粗心的教授大聲地喊道：“凱特，到黑板前面來(lái)!”另外一個(gè)學(xué)生說(shuō)：“教授，凱特沒(méi)來(lái)。”“別出聲，讓凱特自己講。”