英語冷笑話：你有多少只兔子？

　　How Many Rabbits do you have?

　　Teacher: "Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? "

　　Jonathan:" Nine, sir."

　　Teacher: "Nine?"

　　Jonathan: "I've got one already, sir."

　　你有多少只兔子?

　　老師：“好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?”

　　喬納森：“一共有九只，先生。”

　　老師：“九只? ”

　　喬納森：“先生，我本來就有一只。”