英語(yǔ)幽默：妻子的欲望(中英雙語(yǔ))

　　Wife's desire

　　妻子的欲望

　　A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.

　　一位女士在與他的丈夫購(gòu)物時(shí)，她意識(shí)到她該為她的灰白頭發(fā)買(mǎi)些染發(fā)水了。

　　"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"

　　她丈夫抱怨說(shuō):“你什么時(shí)候才能停止買(mǎi)那些昂貴的東西，而讓你的頭發(fā)長(zhǎng)成像芭芭拉.布什(總統(tǒng)夫人)的頭發(fā)那樣灰白呢?”

　　"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.

　　“那就要等到你就職的那天了。”妻子說(shuō)。