幽默笑話精粹54：魔鬼的血

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day，enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

一天，亞瑟正坐在當(dāng)?shù)鼐瓢傻耐饷妫硎苤【频拿牢?，逍遙自得。這時(shí)一個(gè)修女突然出現(xiàn)在他的桌前，開始譴責(zé)飲酒所帶來(lái)的罪惡。

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a the blood of the devil!”

“年輕人。你應(yīng)該為你自己而感到恥辱!喝酒是一種罪過(guò)!酒精就像是魔鬼的鮮血!”

Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this，and goes on the offensive. "How do you know Sister?"

這時(shí)亞瑟感到有些厭煩就開始辯解:“大姐你是怎么知道的?”

"My Mother Superior told me so.”

“我們修道院的院長(zhǎng)這么告訴我的。”

"But have you ever had a drink yourself`? How can you he sure that what you are saying is right?"

“但是你自己從來(lái)沒(méi)有喝過(guò)，你怎么就知道你說(shuō)的是正確的呢?”

"Don’t be ridiculous一of course I have never taken alcohol myself.”

“別開玩笑了，我自己當(dāng)然沒(méi)有沾過(guò)酒了。”

"Then let me buy you a drink，一if you still believe afterwards that it is evil 1 will give up drink for life.”

“那么我請(qǐng)你喝一杯吧。如果你嘗過(guò)之后還是那么認(rèn)為，我就一生不再飲酒。”

"How could I，a Nun，sit outside this public house drinking?!”

“我，一個(gè)修女，怎么能這樣做?坐在酒吧外面喝酒?!”

"I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you , then no one will know.”

“我會(huì)叫服務(wù)員把酒倒在茶杯里的，沒(méi)有人會(huì)知道。”

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

那個(gè)修女極其不情愿的同意了。然后亞瑟走進(jìn)了酒吧。

"Another pint for me, and a vodka,” then he lowers his voice and says to the barman，"and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

“再給我來(lái)一杯啤酒和一杯伏特加”，他壓低他的嗓音對(duì)服務(wù)員說(shuō)，“你能不能把伏特加酒倒在一個(gè)茶杯里?”

"Oh no! It’s not that bloody Nun again is it?"

“噢，天哪!是不是那個(gè)魔鬼之血’的修女又來(lái)騙酒喝了?”