幽默笑話(huà)精粹46：死在波蘭人手里

A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”

幾天前，我和幾個(gè)朋友在酒吧里講所知道的關(guān)于波蘭人的笑話(huà)。大家都笑得東倒西歪。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，我進(jìn)了洗手間去方便，這時(shí)一個(gè)壯漢走到我身邊說(shuō):“嘿，伙計(jì)，我就是波蘭人，我討厭剛才你說(shuō)的那些有關(guān)波蘭人的笑話(huà)。”

So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!

我回答說(shuō):“行了，我又不是針對(duì)你說(shuō)的，只不過(guò)是說(shuō)那些在波蘭的人。”“我媽媽就在波蘭!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被嚇壞了!我敢肯定，如果他認(rèn)為我身上有什么地方可以插進(jìn)他手中那把剃刀的話(huà)，他一定會(huì)殺了我的!