幽默笑話(huà)精粹42：疼痛之極

A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lot worse."

一個(gè)傷痕累累的建筑工人沖進(jìn)了一家醫(yī)院，醫(yī)生馬上讓護(hù)士去拿止痛藥，“不必麻煩您了，醫(yī)生。”那人說(shuō)道，“比這更痛的傷我都經(jīng)歷過(guò)了。”

"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.

“比現(xiàn)在的傷還要痛嗎?”醫(yī)生問(wèn)。

"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM，the thing snapped shut on my balls."

“我先說(shuō)說(shuō)讓我感到還不是最痛苦的那件事吧，一天我在打獵的時(shí)候突然想要大便，于是就脫掉褲子蹲在地上，不料被捕熊的夾子絆倒了，那東西夾住了我的皋丸。”

The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"

醫(yī)生聽(tīng)后顫抖了一下，說(shuō)道“太可怕了，那告訴我什么又是最痛苦的事呢?”

"When I reached the end of the chain."

“當(dāng)我摸到鎖鏈盡端的時(shí)候。”