幽默笑話(huà)精粹39：初出茅廬的州警

Yesterday, in a county in south Georgia, a young state trooper went to the local magistrate and requested a warrant to arrest someone. The magistrate, doing his job, determined there was insufficient evidence and refused to issue the warrant. The trooper arrested the magistrate for" obstruction of justice.” Upon arrival at the county jail, the sheriff quickly determined what had happened，and refused to lock up the magistrate. The best part was the state patrol post’s leader's response, in a radio interview. "We believe this was just a minor misunderstanding. We have spoken with the trooper, and it won’t happen again.”

昨天，在喬治亞州南部的一個(gè)縣，一位年輕的州警到當(dāng)?shù)氐姆ㄔ海胍粋€(gè)人，希望法官給他開(kāi)一個(gè)逮捕令。那個(gè)法官認(rèn)為沒(méi)有足夠的證據(jù)可以證明那個(gè)人有罪，所以拒絕簽發(fā)逮捕令。于是，這名警察便以“妨礙公務(wù)”的罪名逮捕了那位法官?？墒钱?dāng)治安長(zhǎng)官了解了情況以后，便拒絕監(jiān)禁名法官。然而最精彩的部分還要說(shuō)是巡警長(zhǎng)官的態(tài)度了，他在電話(huà)采訪(fǎng)中說(shuō)到:“我們相信這完全是個(gè)小小誤會(huì)，我們已經(jīng)批評(píng)了那個(gè)巡警，并且保證今后再不會(huì)發(fā)生類(lèi)似的事情了!”