幽默笑話(huà)精粹35：人就是這樣

　　A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME"; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decides that he really doesn’t want a scandal，so he orders，"OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double--that should teach him."

　　一個(gè)猶太人在倫敦開(kāi)了一家猶太教餐館，在餐館的窗戶(hù)上寫(xiě)著:“阿拉伯人不許入內(nèi)”的字樣。過(guò)了幾天，一個(gè)特征鮮明的阿拉伯人走進(jìn)餐館想要一個(gè)三明治。收銀員馬上跑到辦公室問(wèn)該怎么辦。餐館老板不想惹事生非，于是就說(shuō)，“好吧，賣(mài)他一個(gè)三明治，但是要收他兩倍錢(qián)，這樣就能給他一個(gè)教訓(xùn)了。”

　　But the next day the same Arab is back again一this time for a full lunch; the owner decides" Charge him triple，he’11 get the lesson this time!” The Arab eats his lunch, pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decides`OK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold!” The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: "JEWS NOT WELCOME."

　　但是第二天，那個(gè)阿拉伯人又來(lái)了，這回他要了一整套午餐。老板決定收他三倍的錢(qián)，這樣他就知道厲害了!那個(gè)阿拉伯人吃過(guò)午餐后通通快快的付了錢(qián)，還稱(chēng)贊食物非常好吃，甚至預(yù)定了當(dāng)天晚上十個(gè)人的晚餐。老板想了想說(shuō):“沒(méi)問(wèn)題，就讓他預(yù)定，但是等他的朋友來(lái)了就收他們十倍的錢(qián)!”等到晚上，那些阿拉伯人真的來(lái)了，點(diǎn)了好多菜，毫無(wú)怨言地付了十倍的錢(qián)，而且還大方地給了不少小費(fèi)。于是第三天，老板在窗戶(hù)上寫(xiě)了一行新字:“猶太人不許人內(nèi)”。