英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)：太早去采購(gòu)了

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"

He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

有個(gè)犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問(wèn)他：“你犯了什么罪?”

犯人說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槲以谛履陼r(shí)，太早去采購(gòu)了。”

法官說(shuō)：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯(cuò)吧?那你多早去采購(gòu)呢?”

他說(shuō)：“商店還沒(méi)開(kāi)門(mén)，我就已經(jīng)進(jìn)去了。”