我覺得我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師:你哪里不舒服?
病人:我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師:這種情況從什么時(shí)候開始的?
病人:從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開始。