英語(yǔ)笑話：為媽媽煮茶

Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.

不知道你注意到?jīng)]有，孩子們有時(shí)想幫你的忙，但卻讓你的生活更加復(fù)雜。下面是一位患病的母親，她可愛(ài)的女兒想好好照顧她的故事。

A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you

媽媽，讓我把枕頭給你抖松。

B:OK.

好吧。

A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.

媽媽，這是本雜志，你可以看看它。

B:OK.Thank you!

好吧。謝謝你。

A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.

媽媽，我為你煮了一杯茶，給你。

B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.

(喝茶)真是好女兒，我不知道休還會(huì)煮茶。

A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.

哦，是的，我像你那樣把茶葉放在水中，煮開(kāi)，然后我把它過(guò)濾到水杯里。但是我找不到過(guò)濾器，我就用了蒼蠅拍。

B:You what?

你用了什么?

A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.

哦，別擔(dān)心，媽媽。我沒(méi)用新的蒼蠅拍，我用的是舊的。