英語(yǔ)笑話：從沒聽過(guò)這么冷的笑話 ！

　　A liar!

　　問(wèn)：我有12只腳、12個(gè)胳膊和8個(gè)頭。你猜我是什么物種?答：騙子!

　　What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

　　The "Post Office"!

　　問(wèn)：什么東東以P開頭，以E結(jié)束，含有上百萬(wàn)個(gè)letters?答：Post Office!哈哈，你是不是去猜最長(zhǎng)的單詞了?其實(shí)吧，letter除了有“字母”的意思，還有“信件”的意思啊

　　What is the longest word in the English language?

　　"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

　　問(wèn)：英語(yǔ)里最長(zhǎng)的單詞是?答：Smiles。因?yàn)榈?個(gè)字母和最后1個(gè)字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。

　　Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

　　Because they are not weekdays!

　　問(wèn)：為啥周六和周日是strong days?答：因?yàn)橹芰椭苋詹皇莣eekdays!別糾結(jié)于意思了，多讀幾遍weekways試試，是不是和weak days一樣一樣的啊

　　My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do?

　　My father steals, and my mother irons.

　　問(wèn)：我爸媽是在steel and iron業(yè)工作的。他們是做什么的?答：我爸是偷東西的，我媽是熨東西的。該段子很高級(jí)呀，運(yùn)用到了諧音和一詞多義，steel(鋼鐵)和steal(偷竊)同音，iron既有“鐵”的意思又有“熨燙”的意思。