英語笑話：我才不會那么傻

The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.

一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報紙。

"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.

“親愛的，你聽過這則新聞嗎?”她問道。

"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.

“似乎是一個男的為了看馬刺隊的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。

You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"

你不會那么做吧，親愛的?”

"No way," answered the husband.

“我才不會那么傻呢!”先生答道。

"The season's almost half over."

“今年球季幾乎都過了一大半了."