英語(yǔ)笑話：讓每個(gè)人都高興

No matter how much I feel lost and hesitated now. I need to live the way I want at last.
無(wú)論我此時(shí)是如何的彷徨迷茫，最終，我都要過上自己想要的生活。

史拉伯總統(tǒng)和他的幕僚正搭機(jī)橫越美國(guó)上空。

Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:

忽然間他心中突發(fā)奇想，

"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out thewindow and make somebody happy. "

“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個(gè)人高興一下。”

"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"

“總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個(gè)人高興呢?”

suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.

著名的國(guó)務(wù)卿建議道。

“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"

副總統(tǒng)派翠基接著說：“啊，總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個(gè)人高興呢?”

The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"

這時(shí)飛機(jī)駕駛員轉(zhuǎn)身說道：“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外，好讓每個(gè)人都高興呢?”