英語笑話：緊張的將軍
Lookers-on see most of the game.
旁觀者清。
The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened.
一位未曾有過作戰(zhàn)經(jīng)驗的將軍非?；炭郑驗榈诙鞂⒂袀€戰(zhàn)役要面對。
Seeking inspiration, he looked into the history of great commanders and learned that Wellington had always dressed in red for battle,
為了尋找靈感，他翻查了歷年來偉大將領(lǐng)的檔案，發(fā)現(xiàn)威靈頓將軍每次戰(zhàn)斗中都身穿紅色衣服，
so that his men would not realize if he were shot.
萬一他被射傷的話，他的士兵也不會發(fā)現(xiàn)。
Instantly he called in his adjutant and ordered a pair of trousers in a rich, dark brown.
于是他傳了副官進來并指示手下做了一條深褐色的褲子。
