英語笑話：咖啡時間

Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
如果你愿意去發(fā)現(xiàn)，其實(shí)每一天都很美。

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically."

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."

"You're all wrong," said, the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asset are interchangeable."

四個醫(yī)生邊喝咖啡休息邊討論他們的工作。

第一個說，“我認(rèn)為給會計手術(shù)最容易,因?yàn)樗麄兊钠鞴俣加芯幪枴?rdquo;

“我覺得圖書管理員最容易。”第二個說, “他們的器官都按字母順序排列。”

第三個醫(yī)生說，“我喜歡給電工手術(shù)，他們的器官都有帶顏色的編碼。”

“你們都錯了”，第四個說，“律師是最容易的，他們沒心、沒腸、沒骨頭，而且他們的腦子用錢就能換掉。”