英語笑話：有身軀的上帝

Practice makes perfect.
熟能生巧。

I need God with skin
有身軀的上帝

To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have toreassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him.

One night after I had gone to bed, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder, "Mommy," a familiar voice said: "I know God's in there with me, but I need somebody with skin."

為了幫助我們五歲的兒子克服怕黑的毛病，我和她爸爸總是在她睡覺前安撫他說上帝隨時都在保護著他。

一天晚上，我剛上床，覺得有人輕輕地拍了我的肩膀一下，然后就聽到有個熟悉的聲音說：“媽媽我知道上帝在那兒陪我，但我需要一個有身軀的上帝.”