雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)：園藝手套

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

幾個(gè)月以來(lái)，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結(jié)婚戒指，因?yàn)槲覍?duì)黃金有點(diǎn)過(guò)敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時(shí)，丈夫問(wèn)我想要什么禮物，我舉起雙手說(shuō)：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped(打開(kāi)) a new pair of gardening glove.

那天晚上，我滿(mǎn)懷熱情地拆開(kāi)了丈夫送的禮物，“生日快樂(lè)!”他說(shuō)。我打開(kāi)一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。