雙語幽默笑話：注意一點

注意一點

“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”

媽媽著急地對粗心的兒子說:“我希望你注意一點你的算術(shù)。”

"Well，I do.”was the reply，“I pay as little attention to it as possible.”

“是啊。”兒子回答。“我是盡量對它少注意一點。”