雙語幽默笑話：亞歷山大大帝

亞歷山大大帝
 

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.

蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說道:“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。”

"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”