醉漢的幽默

Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

Wife: I love you, dear.

妻子：親愛的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，飯桌上老嘮叨一件事。

丈夫：真的嗎?千萬別信一個醉漢說的話，對了，我都說了什么?

妻子：我愛你，親愛的。