In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫) baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended(稱贊,表揚) for trying to soothe(安慰) your son, Albert."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."
一個人在超市里推著購物車,一個小孩子在車里不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨著:”別激動,阿爾伯特,別嚷出來,阿爾伯特,別叫,阿爾伯特,冷靜,阿爾伯特。"
站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道:“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”
男人看著那位女士說:“太太,我是阿爾伯特。