蘑菇與毒蕈

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢?

　　年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。